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Akpos the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they’re approached by an angel.
“Hello,” says the angel. “I’m your host, and welcome to Heaven. In a few moments you’ll be entering through our famous Pearly Gates for the most fantastic adventure you’ve ever experienced. You’ll have a chauffeur driven limousine service anywhere in the universe, plus deluxe accommodations at our luxury hotel with all the amenities — pool, Jacuzzi, indoor tennis courts, and more. Then after your day of relaxation, dine at any of our 5-star restaurants savoring the finest of any cuisine known to man.”
At this point, Akpos gives his wife a shove in the ribs with his elbow. “If it wasn’t for you and that stupid dont drink alcohol and smoke , we’d have been here ten years ago!”
Joke 2
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”
“I sure did,” responded his friend, “He can’t swim.”
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